After the kings of Great Britain had assumed the right of appointing the colonial governors,
the measures of the latter seldom met with the ready and general approbation which had
been paid to those of their predecessors, under the original charters. The people looked
with most jealous scrutiny to the exercise of power, which did not emanate from
themselves, and they usually rewarded the rulers with slender gratitude for the
compliances, by which, in softening their instructions from beyond the sea, they had
incurred the reprehension of those who gave them.
The annals of Massachusetts
Bay will inform us, that of six governors, in the space of about forty years from the
surrender of the old charter, under James II, two were imprisoned by a popular
insurrection; a third, as Hutchinson inclines to believe, was driven from the province by
the whizzing of a musket ball; a fourth, in the opinion of the same historian, was
hastened to his grave by continual bickering with the House of Representatives; and the
remaining two, as well as their successors, till the Revolution, were favored with few and
brief intervals of peaceful sway.
The inferior members of the
court party, in times of high political excitement, led scarcely a more desirable life.
These remarks may serve as a preface to the following adventures, which chanced upon a
summer night, not far from a hundred years ago. The reader, in order to avoid a long and
dry detail of colonial affairs, is requested to dispense with an account of the train of
circumstances, that had caused much temporary inflammation of the popular mind.
It was near nine
o'clock of a moonlight evening, when a boat crossed the ferry with a single passenger, who
had obtained his conveyance, at that unusual hour, by the promise of an extra fare. While
he stood on the landing-place, searching in either pocket for the means of fulfilling his
agreement, the ferryman lifted a lantern, by the aid of which, and the newly risen moon,
he took a very accurate survey of the stranger's figure.
He was a youth of barely eighteen
years, evidently country-bred, and now, as it should seem, upon his first visit to town.
He was clad in a coarse gray coat, well worn, but in excellent repair; his under garments
were durably constructed of leather, and sat tight to a pair of serviceable and
well-shaped limbs; his stockings of blue yarn, were the incontrovertible handiwork of a
mother or a sister; and on his head was a three-cornered hat, which in its better days had
perhaps sheltered the graver brow of the lad's father.
Under his left arm was a heavy cudgel,
formed of an oak sapling, and retaining a part of the hardened root; and his equipment was
completed by a wallet, not so abundantly stocked as to incommode the vigorous shoulders on
which it hung. Brown, curly hair, well-shaped features, and bright, cheerful eyes, were
nature's gifts, and worth all that art could have done for his adornment.
The youth, one of
whose names was Robin, finally drew from his pocket the half of a little province-bill of
five shillings, which, in the depreciation of that sort of currency, did but satisfy the
ferryman's demand, with the surplus of a hexangular piece of parchment, valued at three
pence. He then walked forward into the town, with as light a step, as if his day's journey
had not already exceeded thirty miles, and with as eager an eye as if he were entering
London city, instead of the little metropolis of a New England colony. Before Robin had
proceeded far, however, it occurred to him, that he knew not whither to direct his steps;
so he paused, and looked up and down the narrow street, scrutinizing the small and mean
wooden buildings, that were scattered on either side.
"This low hovel
cannot be my kinsman's dwelling," thought he, "nor yonder old house, where the
moonlight enters at the broken casement; and truly I see none hereabouts that might be
worthy of him. It would have been wise to inquire my way of the ferryman, and doubtless he
would have gone with me, and earned a shilling from the major for his pains. But the next
man I meet will do as well."
He resumed his walk,
and was glad to perceive that the street now became wider, and the houses more respectable
in their appearance. He soon discerned a figure moving on moderately in advance, and
hastened his steps to overtake it. As Robin drew nigh, he saw that the passenger was a man
in years, with a full periwig of gray hair, a wide-skirted coat of dark cloth, and silk
stockings rolled above his knees. He carried a long and polished cane, which he struck
down perpendicularly before him, at every step; and at regular intervals he uttered two
successive hems, of a peculiarly solemn and sepulchral intonation. Having made these
observations, Robin laid hold of the skirt of the old man's coat, just when the light from
the open door and windows of a barber's shop fell upon both their figures. "Good
evening to you, honored sir," said he, making a low bow, and still retaining his hold
of the skirt. "I pray you tell me whereabouts is the dwelling of my kinsman, Major
Molineux?"
The youth's question
was uttered very loudly; and one of the barbers, whose razor was descending on a
well-soaped chin, and another who was dressing a Ramillies wig, left their occupations,
and came to the door. The citizen, in the meantime, turned a long-favored countenance upon
Robin, and answered him in a tone of excessive anger and annoyance. His two sepulchral
hems, however, broke into the very center of his rebuke, with most singular effect, like a
thought of the cold grave obtruding among wrathful passions.
"Let go my
garment, fellow! I tell you, I know not the man you speak of. What! I have authority, I
have--hem, hem--authority; and if this be the respect you show for your betters, your feet
shall be brought acquainted with the stocks by daylight, tomorrow morning!"
Robin released the
old man's skirt, and hastened away, pursued by an ill-mannered roar of laughter from the
barber's shop. He was at first considerably surprised by the result of his question, but,
being a shrewd youth, soon thought himself able to account for the mystery.
"This is some
country representative," was his conclusion, "who has never seen the inside of
my kinsman's door, and lacks the breeding to answer a stranger civilly. The man is old, or
verily--I might be tempted to turn back and smite him on the nose. Ah, Robin, Robin! even
the barber's boys laugh at you choosing such a guide! You will be wiser in time, friend
Robin."
He now became
entangled in a succession of crooked and narrow streets, which crossed each other, and
meandered at no great distance from the water-side. The smell of tar was obvious to his
nostrils, the masts of vessels pierced the moonlight above the tops of the buildings, and
the numerous signs, which Robin paused to read, informed him that he was near the center
of business. But the streets were empty, the shops were closed, and lights were visible
only in the second stories of a few dwelling-houses. At length, on the corner of a narrow
lane, through which he was passing, he beheld the broad countenance of a British hero
swinging before the door of an inn, whence proceeded the voices of many guests. The
casement of one of the lower windows was thrown back, and a very thin curtain permitted
Robin to distinguish a party at supper, round a well-furnished table. The fragrance of the
good cheer steamed forth into the outer air, and the youth could not fail to recollect,
that the last remnant of his traveling stock of provision had yielded to his morning
appetite, and that noon had found, and left him, dinnerless.
"Oh, that a
parchment three-penny might give me a right to sit down at yonder table!" said Robin,
with a sigh. "But the major will make me welcome to the best of his victuals; so I
will even step boldly in, and inquire my way to his dwelling."
He entered the
tavern, and was guided by the murmur of voices, and the fumes of tobacco, to the public
room. It was a long and low apartment, with oaken walls, grown dark in the continual
smoke, and a floor, which was thickly sanded, but of no immaculate purity. A number of
persons, the larger part of whom appeared to be mariners, or in some way connected with
the sea, occupied the wooden benches, or leather-bottomed chairs, conversing on various
matters, and occasionally lending their attention to some topic of general interest. Three
or four little groups were draining as many bowls of punch, which the West India trade had
long since made a familiar drink in the colony. Others, who had the appearance of men who
lived by regular and laborious handicraft, preferred the insulated bliss of an unshared
potation, and became more taciturn under its influence. Nearly all, in short, evinced a
predilection for the Good Creature in some of its various shapes, for this is a vice to
which, as Fast-day sermons of a hundred years ago will testify, we have a long hereditary
claim. The only guests to whom Robin's sympathies inclined him, were two or three
sheepish countrymen, who were using the inn somewhat after the fashion of a Turkish
caravansary; they had gotten themselves into the darkest corner of the room, and, heedless
of the Nicotian atmosphere, were supping on the bread of their own ovens, and the bacon
cured in their own chimney-smoke. But though Robin felt a sort of brotherhood with these
strangers, his eyes were attracted from them to a person who stood near the door, holding
whispered conversation with a group of ill-dressed associates. His features were
separately striking almost to grotesqueness, and the whole face left a deep impression on
the memory. The forehead bulged out into a double prominence, with a vale between; the
nose came boldly forth in an irregular curve, and its bridge was of more than a finger's
breadth; the eyebrows were deep and shaggy, and the eyes glowed beneath them like fire in
a cave.
While Robin
deliberated of whom to inquire respecting his kinsman's dwelling, he was accosted by the
innkeeper, a little man in a stained white apron, who had come to pay his professional
welcome to the stranger. Being in the second generation from a French Protestant, he
seemed to have inherited the courtesy of his parent nation; but no variety of
circumstances was ever known to change his voice from the one shrill note in which he now
addressed Robin.
"From the
country, I presume, Sir?" said he, with a profound bow. "Beg to congratulate you
on your arrival, and trust you intend a long stay with us. Fine town here, Sir, beautiful
buildings, and much that may interest a stranger. May I hope for the honor of your
commands in respect to supper?"
"The man sees a
family likeness! the rogue has guessed that I am related to the Major!" thought
Robin, who had hitherto experienced little superfluous civility.
All eyes were now
turned on the country lad, standing at the door, in his worn three-cornered hat, gray
coat, leather breeches, and blue yarn stockings, leaning on an oaken cudgel, and bearing a
wallet on his back.
Robin replied to the
courteous innkeeper, with such an assumption of confidence as befitted the major's
relative.
"My honest
friend," he said, "I shall make it a point to patronize your house on some
occasion when--" here he could not help lowering his voice--"I may have more
than a parchment three-pence in my pocket. My present business," continued he,
speaking with lofty confidence, "is merely to inquire my way to the dwelling of my
kinsman, Major Molineux."
There was a sudden
and general movement in the room, which Robin interpreted as expressing the eagerness of
each individual to become his guide. But the innkeeper turned his eyes to a written paper
on the wall, which he read, or seemed to read, with occasional recurrences to the young
man's figure.
"What have we
here?" said he, breaking his speech into little dry fragments. "'Left the house
of the subscriber, bounden servant, Hezekiah Mudge--had on, when he went away, gray coat,
leather breeches, master's third best hat. One pound currency reward to whosoever shall
lodge him in any jail of the province.' Better trudge, boy, better trudge!"
Robin had begun to
draw his hand towards the lighter end of the oak cudgel, but a strange hostility in every
countenance, induced him to relinquish his purpose of breaking the courteous innkeeper's
head. As he turned to leave the room, he encountered a sneering glance from the
bold-featured personage whom he had before noticed; and no sooner was he beyond the door,
than he heard a general laugh, in which the innkeeper's voice might be distinguished, like
the dropping of small stones into a kettle.
"Now, is it not
strange," thought Robin, with his usual shrewdness, "is it not strange, that the
confession of an empty pocket should outweigh the name of my kinsman, Major Molineux? Oh,
if I had one of those grinning rascals in the woods, where I and my oak sapling grew up
together, I would teach him that my arm is heavy, though my purse be light!"
On turning the corner
of the narrow lane, Robin found himself in a spacious street, with an unbroken line of
lofty houses on each side, and a steepled building at the upper end, whence the ringing of
a bell announced the hour of nine. The light of the moon, and the lamps from the numerous
shop windows, discovered people promenading on the pavement, and amongst them Robin hoped
to recognize his hitherto inscrutable relative. The result of his former inquiries made
him unwilling to hazard another, in a scene of such publicity, and he determined to walk
slowly and silently up the street, thrusting his face close to that of every elderly
gentleman, in search of the Major's lineaments. In his progress, Robin encountered many
gay and gallant figures. Embroidered garments, of showy colors, enormous periwigs,
gold-laced hats, and silver-hilted swords, glided past him, and dazzled his optics.
Traveled youths, imitators of the European fine gentlemen of the period, trod jauntily
along, half-dancing to the fashionable tunes which they hummed, and making poor Robin
ashamed of his quiet and natural gait. At length, after many pauses to examine the
gorgeous display of goods in the shop windows, and after suffering some rebukes for the
impertinence of his scrutiny into people's faces, the major's kinsman found himself near
the steepled building, still unsuccessful in his search. As yet, however, he had seen only
one side of the thronged street, so Robin crossed, and continued the same sort of
inquisition down the opposite pavement, with stronger hopes than the philosopher seeking
an honest man, but with no better fortune. He had arrived about midway towards the lower
end, from which his course began, when he overheard the approach of someone, who struck
down a cane on the flag-stones at every step, uttering, at regular intervals, two
sepulchral hems.
"Mercy on
us!" quoth Robin, recognizing the sound.
Turning a corner,
which chanced to be close at his right hand, he hastened to pursue his researches, in some
other part of the town. His patience was now wearing low, and he seemed to feel more
fatigue from his rambles since he crossed the ferry, than from his journey of several days
on the other side. Hunger also pleaded loudly within him, and Robin began to balance the
propriety of demanding, violently, and with lifted cudgel, the necessary guidance from the
first solitary passenger, whom he should meet. While a resolution to this effect was
gaining strength, he entered a street of mean appearance, on either side of which a row of
ill-built houses was straggling towards the harbor. The moonlight fell upon no passenger
along the whole extent, but in the third domicile which Robin passed there was a
half-opened door, and his keen glance detected a woman's garment within.
"My luck may be
better here," said he to himself.
Accordingly, he
approached the door, and beheld it shut closer as he did so; yet an open space remained,
sufficing for the fair occupant to observe the stranger, without a corresponding display
on her part. All that Robin could discern was a strip of scarlet petticoat, and the
occasional sparkle of an eye, as if the moonbeams were trembling on some bright thing.
"Pretty
mistress," for I may call her so with a good conscience, thought the shrewd youth,
since I know nothing to the contrary--"my sweet pretty mistress, will you be kind
enough to tell me whereabouts I must seek the dwelling of my kinsman, Major
Molineux?"
Robin's voice was
plaintive and winning, and the female, seeing nothing to be shunned in the handsome
country youth, thrust open the door, and came forth into the moonlight. She was a dainty
little figure, with a white neck, round arms, and a slender waist, at the extremity of
which her scarlet petticoat jutted out over a hoop, as if she were standing in a balloon.
Moreover, her face was oval and pretty, her hair dark beneath the little cap, and her
bright eyes possessed a sly freedom, which triumphed over those of Robin.
"Major Molineux
dwells here," said this fair woman.
Now her voice was the
sweetest Robin had heard that night, the airy counterpart of a stream of melted silver;
yet he could not help doubting whether that sweet voice spoke Gospel truth. He looked up
and down the mean street, and then surveyed the house before which they stood. It was a
small, dark edifice of two stories, the second of which projected over the lower floor;
and the front apartment had the aspect of a shop for petty commodities.
"Now truly I am
in luck," replied Robin, cunningly, "and so indeed is my kinsman, the major, in
having so pretty a housekeeper. But I prithee trouble him to step to the door; I will
deliver him a message from his friends in the country, and then go back to my lodgings at
the inn."
"Nay, the Major
has been a-bed this hour or more," said the lady of the scarlet petticoat;
"and it would be to little purpose to disturb him tonight, seeing his evening draught
was of the strongest. But he is a kind-hearted man, and it would be as much as my life's
worth, to let a kinsman of his turn away from the door. You are the good old gentleman's
very picture, and I could swear that was his rainy-weather hat. Also he has garments very
much resembling those leather small-clothes. But come in, I pray, for I bid you hearty
welcome in his name."
So saying, the fair
and hospitable dame took our hero by the hand; and though the touch was light, and the
force was gentleness, and though Robin read in her eyes what he did not hear in her words,
yet the slender-waisted woman, in the scarlet petticoat, proved stronger than the athletic
country youth. She had drawn his half-willing footsteps nearly to the threshold, when the
opening of a door in the neighborhood, startled the Major's housekeeper, and, leaving the
Major's kinsman, she vanished speedily into her own domicile. A heavy yawn preceded the
appearance of a man, who, like the Moonshine of Pyramus and Thisbe, carried a lantern,
needlessly aiding his sister luminary in the heavens. As he walked sleepily up the street,
he turned his broad, dull face on Robin, and displayed a long staff, spiked at the end.
"Home, vagabond,
home!" said the watchman, in accents that seemed to fall asleep as soon as they were
uttered. "Home, or we'll set you in the stocks by peep of day!"
"This is the
second hint of the kind," thought Robin. "I wish they would end my difficulties,
by setting me there tonight."
Nevertheless, the
youth felt an instinctive antipathy towards the guardian of midnight order, which at first
prevented him from asking his usual question. But just when the man was about to vanish
behind the corner, Robin resolved not to lose the opportunity, and shouted lustily after
him--
"I say, friend!
will you guide me to the house of my kinsman, Major Molineux?"
The watchman made no
reply, but turned the corner and was gone; yet Robin seemed to hear the sound of drowsy
laughter stealing along the solitary street. At that moment, also, a pleasant titter
saluted him from the open window above his head; he looked up, and caught the sparkle of a
saucy eye; a round arm beckoned to him, and next he heard light footsteps descending the
staircase within. But Robin, being of the household of a New England clergyman, was a good
youth, as well as a shrewd one; so he resisted temptation, and fled away.
He now roamed
desperately, and at random, through the town, almost ready to believe that a spell was on
him, like that by which a wizard of his country had once kept three pursuers wandering, a
whole winter night, within twenty paces of the cottage which they sought. The streets lay
before him, strange and desolate, and the lights were extinguished in almost every house.
Twice, however, little parties of men, among whom Robin distinguished individuals in
outlandish attire, came hurrying along; but though on both occasions they paused to
address him, such intercourse did not at all enlighten his perplexity. They did but utter
a few words in some language of which Robin knew nothing, and perceiving his inability to
answer, bestowed a curse upon him in plain English, and hastened away. Finally, the lad
determined to knock at the door of every mansion that might appear worthy to be occupied
by his kinsman, trusting that perseverance would overcome the fatality that had hitherto
thwarted him. Firm in this resolve, he was passing beneath the walls of a church, which
formed the corner of two streets, when, as he turned into the shade of its steeple, he
encountered a bulky stranger, muffled in a cloak. The man was proceeding with the speed of
earnest business, but Robin planted himself full before him, holding the oak cudgel with
both hands across his body, as a bar to further passage.
"Halt, honest
man, and answer me a question," said he, very resolutely. "Tell me, this
instant, whereabouts is the dwelling of my kinsman, Major Molineux?"
"Keep your
tongue between your teeth, fool, and let me pass!" said a deep, gruff voice, which
Robin partly remembered. "Let me pass, I say, or I'll strike you to the earth!"
"No, no,
neighbor!" cried Robin, flourishing his cudgel, and then thrusting its larger end
close to the man's muffled face. "No, no, I'm not the fool you take me for, nor do
you pass, till I have an answer to my question. Whereabouts is the dwelling of my kinsman,
Major Molineux?"
The stranger,
instead of attempting to force his passage, stepped back into the moonlight, unruffled his
face, and stared full into that of Robin.
"Watch here an
hour, and Major Molineux will pass by," said he.
Robin gazed with
dismay, and astonishment, on the unprecedented physiognomy of the speaker. The forehead
with its double prominence, the broad-hooked nose, the shaggy eyebrows, and fiery eyes,
were those which he had noticed at the inn, but the man's complexion had undergone a
singular, or, more properly, a two-fold change. One side of the face blazed an intense
red, while the other was black as midnight, the division line being in the broad bridge of
the nose; and a mouth which seemed to extend from ear to ear was black or red, in contrast
to the color of the cheek. The effect was as if two individual devils, a fiend of fire and
a fiend of darkness, had united themselves to form this infernal visage. The stranger
grinned in Robin's face, muffled his parti-colored features, and was out of sight in a
moment.
"Strange things
we travelers see!" ejaculated Robin.
He seated himself,
however, upon the steps of the church-door, resolving to wait the appointed time for his
kinsman. A few moments were consumed in philosophical speculations upon the species of the
genus homo, who had just left him; but having settled this point shrewdly,
rationally, and satisfactorily, he was compelled to look elsewhere for his amusement. And
first he threw his eyes along the street; it was of more respectable appearance than most
of those into which he had wandered, and the moon, "creating, like the imaginative
power, a beautiful strangeness in familiar objects," gave something of romance to a
scene, that might not have possessed it in the light of day. The irregular and often
quaint architecture of the houses, some of whose roofs were broken into numerous little
peaks, while others ascended, steep and narrow, into a single point, and others again were
square; the pure milk-white of some of their complexions, the aged darkness of others, and
the thousand sparklings, reflected from bright substances in the walls of many; these
matters engaged Robin's attention for a while, and then began to grow wearisome. Next he
endeavored to define the forms of distant objects, starting away, with almost ghostly
indistinctness, just as his eye appeared to grasp them; and finally he took a minute
survey of an edifice which stood on the opposite side of the street, directly in front of
the church-door, where he was stationed. It was a large, square mansion, distinguished
from its neighbors by a balcony, which rested on tall pillars, and by an elaborate Gothic
window, communicating therewith.
"Perhaps this is
the very house I have been seeking," thought Robin.
Then he strove to
speed away the time, by listening to a murmur which swept continually along the street,
yet was scarcely audible, except to an unaccustomed ear like his; it was a low, dull,
dreamy sound, compounded of many noises, each of which was at too great a distance to be
separately heard. Robin marveled at this snore of a sleeping town, and marveled more
whenever its continuity was broken by now and then a distant shout, apparently loud where
it originated. But altogether it was a sleep-inspiring sound, and, to shake off its drowsy
influence, Robin arose, and climbed a window-frame, that he might view the interior of the
church. There the moonbeams came trembling in, and fell down upon the deserted pews, and
extended along the quiet aisles. A fainter, yet more awful radiance, was hovering around
the pulpit, and one solitary ray had dared to rest upon the opened page of the great
Bible. Had nature, in that deep hour, become a worshipper in the house, which man had
builded? Or was that heavenly light the visible sanctity of the place, visible because no
earthly and impure feet were within the walls? The scene made Robin's heart shiver with a
sensation of loneliness, stronger than he had ever felt in the remotest depths of his
native woods; so he turned away, and sat down again before the door. There were graves
around the church, and now an uneasy thought obtruded into Robin's breast. What if the
object of his search, which had been so often and so strangely thwarted, were all the time
moldering in his shroud? What if his kinsman should glide through yonder gate, and nod and
smile to him in dimly passing by?
"Oh, that any
breathing thing were here with me!" said Robin.
Recalling his
thoughts from this uncomfortable track, he sent them over forest, hill, and stream, and
attempted to imagine how that evening of ambiguity and weariness, had been spent by his
father's household. He pictured them assembled at the door, beneath the tree, the great
old tree, which had been spared for its huge twisted trunk, and venerable shade, when a
thousand leafy brethren fell. There, at the going down of the summer sun, it was his
father's custom to perform domestic worship, that the neighbors might come and join with
him like brothers of the family, and that the wayfaring man might pause to drink at that
fountain, and keep his heart pure by freshening the memory of home. Robin distinguished
the seat of every individual of the little audience; he saw the good man in the midst,
holding the Scriptures in the golden light that shone from the western clouds; he beheld
him close the book, and all rise up to pray. He heard the old thanksgivings for daily
mercies, the old supplications for their continuance, to which he had so often listened in
weariness, but which were now among his dear remembrances. He perceived the slight
inequality of his father's voice when he came to speak of the Absent One; he noted how his
mother turned her face to the broad and knotted trunk; how his elder brother scorned,
because the beard was rough upon his upper lip, to permit his features to be moved; how
the younger sister drew down a low hanging branch before her eyes; and how the little one
of all, whose sports had hitherto broken the decorum of the scene, understood the prayer
for her playmate, and burst into clamorous grief. Then he saw them go in at the door; and
when Robin would have entered also, the latch tinkled into its place, and he was excluded
from his home.
"Am I here, or
there?" cried Robin, starting; for all at once, when his thoughts had become visible
and audible in a dream, the long, wide, solitary street shone out before him.
He aroused himself,
and endeavored to fix his attention steadily upon the large edifice which he had surveyed
before. But still his mind kept vibrating between fancy and reality; by turns, the pillars
of the balcony lengthened into the tall, bare stems of pines, dwindled down to human
figures, settled again into their true shape and size, and then commenced a new
succession of changes. For a single moment, when he deemed himself awake, he could have
sworn that a visage, one which he seemed to remember, yet could not absolutely name as his
kinsman's, was looking towards him from the Gothic window. A deeper sleep wrestled with
and nearly overcame him, but fled at the sound of footsteps along the opposite pavement.
Robin rubbed his eyes, discerned a man passing at the foot of the balcony, and addressed
him in a loud, peevish, and lamentable cry.
"Hallo, friend!
must I wait here all night for my kinsman, Major Molineux?"
The sleeping echoes
awoke, and answered the voice; and the passenger, barely able to discern a figure sitting
in the oblique shade of the steeple, traversed the street to obtain a nearer view. He was
himself a gentleman in his prime, of open, intelligent, cheerful, and altogether
prepossessing countenance. Perceiving a country youth, apparently homeless and without
friends, he accosted him in a tone of real kindness, which had become strange to Robin's
ears.
"Well, my good
lad, why are you sitting here?" inquired he. "Can I be of service to you in any
way?"
"I am afraid
not, Sir," replied Robin, despondingly; "yet I shall take it kindly, if you'll
answer me a single question. I've been searching, half the night, for one Major Molineux;
now, Sir, is there really such a person in these parts, or am I dreaming?"
"Major Molineux!
The name is not altogether strange to me," said the gentleman, smiling. "Have
you any objection to telling me the nature of your business with him?"
Then Robin briefly
related that his father was a clergyman, settled on a small salary, at a long distance
back in the country, and that he and Major Molineux were brothers' children. The Major,
having inherited riches, and acquired civil and military rank, had visited his cousin, in
great pomp, a year or two before; had manifested much interest in Robin and an elder
brother, and, being childless himself, had thrown out hints respecting the future
establishment of one of them in life. The elder brother was destined to succeed to the
farm, which his father cultivated, in the interval of sacred duties; it was therefore
determined that Robin should profit by his kinsman's generous intentions, especially as
he seemed to be rather the favorite, and was thought to possess other necessary
endowments.
"For I have the
name of being a shrewd youth," observed Robin, in this part of his story.
"I doubt not you
deserve it," replied his new friend, good-naturedly; "but pray proceed."
"Well, sir,
being nearly eighteen years old, and well-grown, as you see," continued Robin,
drawing himself up to his full height, "I thought it high time to begin the world. So
my mother and sister put me in handsome trim, and my father gave me half the remnant of
his last year's salary, and five days ago I started for this place, to pay the Major a
visit. But, would you believe it, Sir? I crossed the ferry a little after dusk, and have
yet found nobody that would show me the way to his dwelling; only an hour or two since, I
was told to wait here, and Major Molineux would pass by."
"Can you
describe the man who told you this?" inquired the gentleman.
"Oh, he was a
very ill-favored fellow, Sir," replied Robin, "with two great bumps on his
forehead, a hook nose, fiery eyes, and, what struck me as the strangest, his face was of
two different colors. Do you happen to know such a man, Sir?"
"Not
intimately," answered the stranger, "but I chanced to meet him a little time
previous to your stopping me. I believe you may trust his word, and that the Major will
very shortly pass through this street. In the meantime, as I have a singular curiosity to
witness your meeting, I will sit down here upon the steps, and bear you company."
He seated himself
accordingly, and soon engaged his companion in animated discourse. It was but of brief
continuance, however, for a noise of shouting, which had long been remotely audible, drew
so much nearer, that Robin inquired its cause.
"What may be the
meaning of this uproar?" asked he. "Truly, if your town be always as noisy, I
shall find little sleep, while I am an inhabitant."
"Why, indeed,
friend Robin, there do appear to be three or four riotous fellows abroad to-night,"
replied the gentleman. "You must not expect all the stillness of your native woods,
here in our streets. But the watch will shortly be at the heels of these lads, and--"
"Ay, and set
them in the stocks by peep of day," interrupted Robin, recollecting his own encounter
with the drowsy lantern-bearer. "But, dear Sir, if I may trust my ears, an army of
watchmen would never make head against such a multitude of rioters. There were at least a
thousand voices went to make up that one shout."
"May not a man
have several voices, Robin, as well as two complexions?" said his friend.
"Perhaps a man
may; but Heaven forbid that a woman should!" responded the shrewd youth, thinking of
the seductive tones of the Major's housekeeper.
The sounds of a
trumpet in some neighboring street now became so evident and continual, that Robin's
curiosity was strongly excited. In addition to the shouts, he heard frequent bursts from
many instruments of discord, and a wild and confused laughter filled up the intervals.
Robin rose from the steps, and looked wistfully towards a point, whither several people
seemed to be hastening.
"Surely some
prodigious merrymaking is going on," exclaimed he. "I have laughed very little
since I left home, Sir, and should be sorry to lose an opportunity. Shall we just step
round the corner by that darkish house, and take our share of the fun?"
"Sit down again,
sit down, good Robin," replied the gentleman, laying his hand on the skirt of the
gray coat. "You forget that we must wait here for your kinsman; and there is reason
to believe that he will pass by, in the course of a very few moments."
The near approach of
the uproar had now disturbed the neighborhood; windows flew open on all sides; and many
heads, in the attire of the pillow, and confused by sleep suddenly broken, were protruded
to the gaze of whoever had leisure to observe them. Eager voices hailed each other from
house to house, all demanding the explanation, which not a soul could give. Half-dressed
men hurried towards the unknown commotion, stumbling as they went over the stone steps,
that thrust themselves into the narrow foot-walk. The shouts, the laughter, and the
tuneless bray, the antipodes of music, came onward with increasing din, till scattered
individuals, and then denser bodies, began to appear round a corner, at the distance of a
hundred yards.
"Will you
recognize your kinsman, Robin, if he passes in this crowd?" inquired the gentleman.
"Indeed, I can't
warrant it, Sir; but I'll take my stand here, and keep a bright look out," answered
Robin, descending to the outer edge of the pavement.
A mighty stream of
people now emptied into the street, and came rolling slowly towards the church. A single
horseman wheeled the corner in the midst of them, and close behind him came a band of
fearful wind-instruments, sending forth a fresher discord, now that no intervening
buildings kept it from the ear. Then a redder light disturbed the moonbeams, and a dense
multitude of torches shone along the street, concealing, by their glare, whatever object
they illuminated. The single horseman, clad in a military dress, and bearing a drawn
sword, rode onward as the leader, and, by his fierce and variegated countenance, appeared
like war personified: the red of one cheek was an emblem of fire and sword; the blackness
of the other betokened the mourning that attends them. In his train were wild figures in
the Indian dress, and many fantastic shapes without a model, giving the whole march a
visionary air, as if a dream had broken forth from some feverish brain, and were sweeping
visibly through the midnight streets. A mass of people, inactive, except as applauding
spectators, hemmed the procession in, and several women ran along the side-walk, piercing
the confusion of heavier sounds, with their shrill voices of mirth or terror.
"The
double-faced fellow has his eye upon me," muttered Robin, with an indefinite but an
uncomfortable idea that he was himself to bear a part in the pageantry.
The leader turned
himself in the saddle, and fixed his glance full upon the country youth, as the steed went
slowly by. When Robin had freed his eyes from those fiery ones, the musicians were passing
before him, and the torches were close at hand; but the unsteady brightness of the latter
formed a veil which he could not penetrate. The rattling of wheels over the stones
sometimes found its way to his ear, and confused traces of a human form appeared at
intervals, and then melted into the vivid light. A moment more, and the leader thundered
a command to halt: the trumpets vomited a horrid breath, and held their peace; the shouts
and laughter of the people died away, and there remained only a universal hum, allied to
silence. Right before Robin's eyes was an uncovered cart. There the torches blazed the
brightest, there the moon shone out like day, and there, in tar-and-feathery dignity, sat
his kinsman Major Molineux!
He was an elderly
man, of large and majestic person, and strong, square features, betokening a steady soul;
but steady as it was, his enemies had found means to shake it. His face was pale as death,
and far more ghastly; the broad forehead was contracted in his agony, so that his eyebrows
formed one grizzled line; his eyes were red and wild, and the foam hung white upon his
quivering lip. His whole frame was agitated by a quick and continual tremor, which his
pride strove to quell, even in those circumstances of overwhelming humiliation. But
perhaps the bitterest pang of all was when his eyes met those of Robin; for he evidently
knew him on the instant, as the youth stood witnessing the foul disgrace of a head grown
gray in honor. They stared at each other in silence, and Robin's knees shook, and his hair
bristled, with a mixture of pity and terror. Soon, however, a bewildering excitement began
to seize upon his mind; the preceding adventures of the night, the unexpected appearance
of the crowd, the torches, the confused din and the hush that followed, the specter of his
kinsman reviled by that great multitude, all this, and, more than all, a perception of
tremendous ridicule in the whole scene, affected him with a sort of mental inebriety. At
that moment a voice of sluggish merriment saluted Robin's ears; he turned instinctively,
and just behind the corner of the church stood the lantern-bearer, rubbing his eyes, and
drowsily enjoying the lad's amazement. Then he heard a peal of laughter like the ringing
of silvery bells; a woman twitched his arm, a saucy eye met his, and he saw the lady of
the scarlet petticoat. A sharp, dry cachinnation appealed to his memory, and, standing on
tiptoe in the crowd, with his white apron over his head, he beheld the courteous little
innkeeper. And lastly, there sailed over the heads of the multitude a great, broad
laugh, broken in the midst by two sepulchral hems; thus--
"Haw, haw,
haw--hem, hem--haw, haw, haw, haw!"
The sound proceeded
from the balcony of the opposite edifice, and thither Robin turned his eyes. In front of
the Gothic window stood the old citizen, wrapped in a wide gown, his gray periwig
exchanged for a night-cap, which was thrust back from his forehead, and his silk stockings
hanging down about his legs. He supported himself on his polished cane in a fit of
convulsive merriment, which manifested itself on his solemn old features like a funny
inscription on a tomb-stone. Then Robin seemed to hear the voices of the barbers, of the
guests of the inn, and of all who had made sport of him that night. The contagion was
spreading among the multitude, when, all at once, it seized upon Robin, and he sent forth
a shout of laughter that echoed through the street; every man shook his sides, every man
emptied his lungs, but Robin's shout was the loudest there. The cloud-spirits peeped from
their silvery islands, as the congregated mirth went roaring up the sky! The Man in the
Moon heard the far bellow; "Oho," quoth he, "the old earth is frolicsome
tonight!"
When there was a
momentary calm in that tempestuous sea of sound, the leader gave the sign, the procession
resumed its march. On they went, like fiends that throng in mockery around some dead
potentate, mighty no more, but majestic still in his agony. On they went, in counterfeited
pomp, in senseless uproar, in frenzied merriment, trampling all on an old man's heart. On
swept the tumult, and left a silent street behind.
"Well, Robin,
are you dreaming?" inquired the gentleman, laying his hand on the youth's shoulder.
Robin started, and
withdrew his arm from the stone post to which he had instinctively clung, while the living
stream rolled by him. His cheek was somewhat pale, and his eye not quite as lively as in
the earlier part of the evening.
"Will you be
kind enough to show me the way to the ferry?" said he, after a moment's pause.
"You have, then,
adopted a new subject of inquiry?" observed his companion, with a smile.
"Why, yes,
Sir," replied Robin, rather dryly. "Thanks to you, and to my other friends, I
have at last met my kinsman, and he will scarce desire to see my face again. I begin to
grow weary of a town life, Sir. Will you show me the way to the ferry?"
"No, my good
friend Robin, not to-night, at least," said the gentleman. "Some few days hence,
if you continue to wish it, I will speed you on your journey. Or, if you prefer to remain
with us, perhaps, as you are a shrewd youth, you may rise in the world, without the help
of your kinsman, Major Molineux."